[janking]

From the King Household:


Toby: Boy I hate having to poop that fast..Mom was cold so she kept telling me to hurry up..HEY! I need to find that PERFECT SPOT!!!
Rebel: I dont mind hurrying up, its better than freezing my balls off out there
Toby: Whatever that pink stuff is in that bottle Mom has, its making her trip over me..cant a dog lie down somewhere and mind his own business without being tripped over?
Rebel: Woof Woof Woof
Toby: What the hell are you barking at?
Rebel: Nothin'. I can bark if I want to, so there!
Toby: Im gonna kick your ass if you dont shut up
Rebel: ooooooooh Im scared!!! Pbbbbbbbbbbbt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!