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09-28-2006, 10:44 PM
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 Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers 10. He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated disks refuse to work. 7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome. 6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing http://www.purina.com instead of working. 5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating. 4. He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail.” 3. It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits. 2. The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms. 1. He can’t stick his head out of Windows XP. 
__________________  -- Stacey -- If there are no animals in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers "ONTARIO NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS"  .. Tabby .. Smokey .. Molson .. Raven ..  |
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09-29-2006, 01:47 AM
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| Re: Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers Good one Stacey! It would be bad if Gotti used my computer. His drool would short out the keyboard for sure.
__________________  Erica Sushi, Homer, Xena and Gotti too! |
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09-29-2006, 03:35 AM
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| Re: Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers Love It!!! LOL
__________________ Dar -------------------------------------------------- Neapolitan Mastiffs are strong and loyal, but not aggressive nor prone to bite without cause. They are an alert, intelligent, noble and majestic defender of person and property. They have a highly spirited and intelligent character. However, despite their imposing size and weight, they can be an affectionate and calm companion dog, and are surprisingly patient with children. www.neorescue.net |
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#5
09-29-2006, 09:52 AM
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| Re: Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers Quote:
I know that thought Erica, it's one you just don't want to imagine. LOL Brilliant Stacey 
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09-29-2006, 05:21 PM
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| Re: Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers That was good Stacey! Thanks for sharing it.
__________________  Pam If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? |
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