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| --How to Bathe The Cat - 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The DOG
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| Nice One! ![]()
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| I think my dog's would love to do that to my cats...LOL
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| omg!!! this was hilarious!!! I could totally imagine our dog doing this to our cat!! Thank you!!! this was wonderful!
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| I read this and started laughing and had trouble stopping. My dogs even came to check on me and that me laugh even harder, since Austin and Frito love to chase them! Ben |
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| That was halarious Thanks for the laugh Also Ben you sound like you have nice dogs and they love you.......
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