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Old 07-11-2007, 09:17 AM
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What did one antibiotic say to the other antibiotics?


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After the bachelorette party, who did you wake up next to?

soap suds in the hot tub
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:50 AM
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What is the clue for where a hillbilly washes his clothes?


lions, tigers and bears oh my!
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What did you tell your children you played with when you were little.

She cut all her hair off.
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What did Paris Hilton do when she got head lice in jail?


Ten ounces of marijuana
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Old 07-15-2007, 03:56 PM
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What does Willie Nelson have for breakfast?

Lick it and stick it in the mail.
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What should I do with this used condom you left in my bed?


Geritol and a tube of Ben Gay
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What's the first thing you take in the morning and the last thing you use at night?


His tongue was frozen to the flagpole.
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Janet??? why are you and I the only ones that post on this thread???
HELLO!!...anybody else??
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How could you tell he was putting things where they didn't belong?

Glue and staples.
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