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#1
07-27-2006, 09:06 AM
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 Dog quotes and oneliners Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window! -- Steve Bluestone My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." - Morey Amsterdam Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. --Lewis Grizzard The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!" --Dave Starr They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered? --Larry Reeb I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed." --Phil Foster He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. --Ben Franklin Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. --Martha Scott - You never realize a dog is a man’s best friend until you start betting on horses. - A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome. - Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails. - Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.
__________________ "You never realize a dog is a man’s best friend until you start betting on horses."  |
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07-27-2006, 09:12 AM
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Re: Dog quotes and oneliners    
__________________  -- Stacey -- If there are no animals in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers "ONTARIO NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS" .. Tabby .. Smokey .. Molson .. Raven .. |
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08-03-2006, 11:33 PM
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| Re: Dog quotes and oneliners LOL
__________________ Dar -------------------------------------------------- Neapolitan Mastiffs are strong and loyal, but not aggressive nor prone to bite without cause. They are an alert, intelligent, noble and majestic defender of person and property. They have a highly spirited and intelligent character. However, despite their imposing size and weight, they can be an affectionate and calm companion dog, and are surprisingly patient with children. www.neorescue.net |
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08-04-2006, 01:19 PM
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| Re: Dog quotes and oneliners I have one correction to that list. Not all dogs get mad when you blow in their face. I have a pom-a-poo that, when I hold him on my lap, I blow in his face. He then proceeds to bury his face in my chest. I make a game out of it and he seems to enjoy it. Thanks for sharing the quotes and oneliners. They gave me a refreshing break in my workday. |
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08-04-2006, 04:14 PM
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| Re: Dog quotes and oneliners COOL! 
__________________ ~I Hope My Dog Is As Happy As I Like To Think He Is~ SLOBBER ALERT! www.danes.org.uk  Gail |
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08-31-2006, 08:05 PM
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| Re: Dog quotes and oneliners Those were good! Thanks for sharing.
__________________  Pam If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? |
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