Funny Pet Pictures
Funny Pet Pictures - Making Pets Famous Since 2002! Submit Your Pet Photo


Go Back   Pet Forum > Community > Funny Stuff


Welcome to the Pet Forum.

You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the Pet Forum. By joining our free community, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own photos and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free - so, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us, or if you lost your password, please click here to have a new password sent to you.
Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 08-10-2006, 01:05 AM
crispy's Avatar
crispy crispy is offline
"Tails" to tell
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,618
Default Dogs and cats are better than kids

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less.

2. Don't ask for money all the time.

3. Are easier to train.

4. Usually come when called.

5. Never drive your car.

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.

7. Don't smoke or drink alcoholic beverages.

8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions.

9. Don't wear your clothes.

>10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and ....

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

----------------------------------
__________________
Crispy(Chris)



My thoughts on doing volunteer work? You couldn't pay me to do it!

Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-10-2006, 03:15 AM
Yme2's Avatar
Yme2 Yme2 is offline
Love is living with a ZOO
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Michigan, U.S.A.
Posts: 2,918
Talking Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

If that ant the truth.
__________________
Dar
--------------------------------------------------
Neapolitan Mastiffs are strong and loyal, but not aggressive nor prone to bite without cause. They are an alert, intelligent, noble and majestic defender of person and property. They have a highly spirited and intelligent character. However, despite their imposing size and weight, they can be an affectionate and calm companion dog, and are surprisingly patient with children.
www.neorescue.net
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-10-2006, 03:44 AM
Leon's Avatar
Leon Leon is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 907
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

Nice ones!
__________________
"You never realize a dog is a man’s best friend until you start betting on horses."
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-10-2006, 09:18 AM
LadyTalisman's Avatar
LadyTalisman LadyTalisman is offline
Slobber Happens
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Wakefield,West Yorkshire, England
Posts: 4,824
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

That sure is true. Lol

A pets love for you is unconditional.

__________________
~I Hope My Dog Is As Happy As I Like To Think He Is~


SLOBBER ALERT!

www.danes.org.uk

Gail
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-10-2006, 03:19 PM
Bertina's Avatar
Bertina Bertina is offline
Addicted Poster
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 169
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

Hehe So true!! I agreeee!!!
but i have to confess, we have a lot of friends who have in the last few years been popping babies like you woudln't believe. I end up feeling guilty when I think about it and realize that honestly (at this time in my life) prefer the company of cats and dogs rather than children? I feel horrible, but really can't help the way i feel.
__________________

Cannot imagine life without my two girls, Shadow & Mati. Mama Loves you BOTH!!


If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live a day without you.

Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 08-10-2006, 04:30 PM
LadyTalisman's Avatar
LadyTalisman LadyTalisman is offline
Slobber Happens
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Wakefield,West Yorkshire, England
Posts: 4,824
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertina
prefer the company of cats and dogs rather than children? I feel horrible, but really can't help the way i feel.

Don't feel horrible as I prefer the company of Jake than I do kids

__________________
~I Hope My Dog Is As Happy As I Like To Think He Is~


SLOBBER ALERT!

www.danes.org.uk

Gail
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 08-10-2006, 04:45 PM
Mommyof4's Avatar
Mommyof4 Mommyof4 is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,725
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

So true!!
Thanks for sharing!
__________________
-- Stacey --

If there are no animals in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

"ONTARIO NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS"

.. Tabby .. Smokey .. Molson .. Raven ..
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 08-10-2006, 08:39 PM
auntietonka's Avatar
auntietonka auntietonka is offline
Softy for Animals
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Nottingham, NH
Posts: 7,754
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

How TRUE Especially #10 My youngest just graduated. My pets make me
laugh
__________________
Pam

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 08-11-2006, 04:00 AM
Erica's Avatar
Erica Erica is offline
$Still Broke 4 Animals$
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Detroit area of Michigan
Posts: 1,373
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

Boy...I wish someone would have told me this last year before I had my son...LOL I guess another dog or cat would have been cheaper than diapers and formula!
__________________
Erica
Sushi, Homer, Xena and Gotti too!
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 08-16-2006, 09:14 AM
mom2bichons's Avatar
mom2bichons mom2bichons is offline
Fur, Feather & Fin Mom
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Oak Creek WI
Posts: 12,298
Default Re: Dogs and cats are better than kids

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertina
Hehe So true!! I agreeee!!!
but i have to confess, we have a lot of friends who have in the last few years been popping babies like you woudln't believe. I end up feeling guilty when I think about it and realize that honestly (at this time in my life) prefer the company of cats and dogs rather than children? I feel horrible, but really can't help the way i feel.
Hi Bertina,

I know exactly how you feel. We found out we are unable to have the two legged kind of children and you are right, sometimes it is so much better with dogs and cats and any pet you feel unconditional love towards.

I have to say that my two pups have healed my heart and filled it with so much more that I am proud to say that I am a Dog mom. People look at you strange, but who cares. They clearly do not totally understand, and they day they get a pet they will be worse than me telling stories of what my two are doing!
__________________








~~ Beth ~~

Gidget, Dexter, Chiana, Moya too
WISCONSIN NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:18 PM.



© Gryphon WebSolutions

SEO by vBSEO 2.4.5 © 2005-2006, Crawlability, Inc.