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Old 08-23-2006, 10:07 AM
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REAL NEWSPAPER ADS ~

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky neighbour’s dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to Leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat... been out a while.
Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:35 AM
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That was great

Thanks for sharing them

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Old 08-26-2006, 03:24 PM
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Good post!
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Old 08-26-2006, 04:23 PM
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Thanks for sharing!
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:01 PM
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Too Funny....LOL
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Old 08-27-2006, 11:35 AM
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That was good. It went directly into my outbox for my e-mail.
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