The Daily Routine

[Newman]

The Daily Routine

1. Wake up and get up because bird is screaming name.
2. Open cage door and take all four food and water dishes into the kitchen.
3. While cleaning food and water dishes cat meows and sits by food dish. Finish cleaning dishes.
4. Retrieve cat dish and fill with cat food before hearing thud in birds room.
5. Get escorted by cat to food dish's normal spot, put food down.
6. The creator of said thud walks into kitchen as if he owns it. Proceed to give cat look of warning which causes cat to ignore bird knowing full well he will get locked up should he try anything.
7. Open refrigerator door and get fruits and veggies out, also get bird out of refrigerator.
8. Walk to counter and start cutting up fruits and veggies. Start bouncing foot slightly as bird perches on foot.
9. Cat is finished eating and curls up in the middle of floor watching person, not even looking at bird.
10. Look at bird as he runs to attack cat, cat looks at bird, looks at human, then runs.
11. Finished making bird's food and dump in bowls, fill water dishes.
12. Take water dishes into bird's room and put them in dish holders. Hear bird scream name again having realised he is alone.
13. Go to kitchen saying words of reassurance and grab a bag of Frito's and heat cheese dip in microwave.
14. Get a glass of juice. Put glass on counter.
15. Get dip out of microwave, burn self. Hear a splash and thud, bird has climbed on counter looking for Frito's bag.
16. Clean up mess, refill with juice and get bird a Frito.
17. Scoop up bird and bag of Frito's with one hand/arm, juggle juice and dip with other.
18. Arrive in bird's room safely, put juice and dip down, put bird on cage play top.
19. Munch on Frito's only feet away from bird. Bird jumps off cage and tries to climb up computer chair.
20. Give bird another Frito and get growled at by bird, cat lies under bird's cage and napping as Human types this up in amusement at daily routine.

[LadyTalisman]

That was brilliant.

After all that I'd say you deserved a nap. LOL

[trod830]

Wow! What a crazy morning!

[hmay]

Yes but would you change anything, I seriously doubt it they're your babies lol Heather.