Burglar

[pmacbohlen]

This was sent to me by email I thought it was funny.
A burglar broke into a house one night.
>He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables,
>and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
>a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
>
> "Jesus is watching you."
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, Promised himself
>a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
>searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
>disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
>
> "Jesus is watch ing you."
>
> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
>source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
>beam came to rest on a parrot.
>
>Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>"Yep," the parrot confessed, Then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you.."
>!
>
> The burglar relaxed.
>"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>
> "Moses," replied the bird.
>"Moses?" the burglar laughed..
> "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
>
> "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus"

[Rob]

Haha Didn't see that coming.

[Leon]

Yep, that's a good one, one of my favorites

It can be found here as well:
http://www.funnypetpictures.com/jokes/parrot-moses.html

[mizfrogger]

I saw that story some time ago and, yet, it never ceases to give me a chuckle. Thanks for bringing it to the forum so others might get a chuckle for the day.

[Dragonfly]

LMBO.....good one this is what brought Me in here

[luv2bmom]

That is a good one yes i did get a laugh out of it best one I've heard in a long time.

[thejake420]

There's a very cool flash cartoon version of this joke, too.

Jesus is watching you



Jake

[mom2bichons]

Love it, thank you for sharing. Keep them coming too these are too good.