Things Dogs Need To Remember

[yorkie4]

Things Dogs Need To Remember



The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.



I do not need to suddenly stand straight up
when I'm lying under the coffee table.



I will not roll my toys behind the fridge,
behind the sofa or under the bed.



I must shake the rainwater out of my
fur before entering the house.



I will not eat the cats' food,
before they eat it or after they throw it up.



I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces
of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.



I will not throw up in the car.



I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, deer, etc.
just because I like the way they smell.



"Kitty box crunchies,"
although they are tasty, are not food.



The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.



I will not chew my human's
toothbrush and not tell them.



When in the car, I will not insist on having the
window rolled down when it's raining outside.



We do not have a doorbell.
I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.



I will not steal my mom's underwear and
dance all over the backyard with it.



The sofa is not a face towel.
Neither are mom & dad's laps.



My head does not belong in the refrigerator.



I will not play tug-of-war with dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.



I will not eat mint flavored dental floss
out of the bathroom garbage to avoid having
a string hanging out of my butt.



I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an
option after just getting a bath.



Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is
not an acceptable way of saying hello.



I will not come in from outside and immediately
drag my butt across the carpet.



I will not sit in the middle of the living room
and lick my crotch in front of company.



Suddenly turning around and smelling
my butt can quickly clear a room.



The cat is not a squeaky toy,
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.





Pamela

[auntietonka]

That's a good one. Thanks for sharing

[LadyTalisman]

Excellent

[mom2bichons]

Love it, and passed it on to others to enjoy!

[Leon]

Haha loved those, I laughed out loud, thanks!

[Yme2]

This one realy hit home...

[countrycutie123]

some of thoose reminded me of things that ginger would do/does.

[Mommyof4]

Thanks for sharing. That was great!

[KittyTyme]

I will not steal my mom's underwear and
dance all over the backyard with it.

I will not play tug-of-war with dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.

I will not eat mint flavored dental floss
out of the bathroom garbage to avoid having
a string hanging out of my butt.

The cat is not a squeaky toy,
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.

Aren't these the funniest things EVER!!!

[mykidsrnutz2]

Almost all of these are my dogs, except cat stuff, especially the rolling in dirt and dragging their butt on the carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!
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