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09-14-2006, 04:23 AM
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 Where DO Pet's Come From ???  Where do pets come from?>> >> A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the >> answer to "Where do pets come from?" >> >> Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with >> us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, >> and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." >> >> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you >> and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will >> love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or >> childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you >> as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." >> >> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. >> >> And it was a good animal. >> >> And God was pleased. >> >> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged >> his tail. >> >> And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the >> Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." >> >> And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of >> my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and >> you will call him >> DOG." >> >> >> >> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved >> them. >> >> And they were comforted. >> >> And God was pleased. >> >> And Dog was content and wagged his tail. >> >> >> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and >> said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut >> and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of >> adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but >> perhaps too well." >> >> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with >> them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind >> them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always >> worthy of adoration." >> >> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. >> >> >> >> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's >> eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. >> >> >> And Adam and Eve learned humility. >> >> And they were greatly improved. >> >> >> >> And God was pleased >> >> And Dog was happy. >> >> >> And Cat didn't give acrap, one way or the other.
__________________ Dar -------------------------------------------------- Neapolitan Mastiffs are strong and loyal, but not aggressive nor prone to bite without cause. They are an alert, intelligent, noble and majestic defender of person and property. They have a highly spirited and intelligent character. However, despite their imposing size and weight, they can be an affectionate and calm companion dog, and are surprisingly patient with children. www.neorescue.net  |
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09-14-2006, 09:07 AM
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| Re: Where DO Pet's Come From ???
__________________ ~I Hope My Dog Is As Happy As I Like To Think He Is~ SLOBBER ALERT! www.danes.org.uk  Gail |
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#6
09-14-2006, 01:24 PM
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| Re: Where DO Pet's Come From ??? Thank you for the feed back. But I have to give the credit to my friend Gary he sent this one to me. All I did was pass it along... 
__________________ Dar -------------------------------------------------- Neapolitan Mastiffs are strong and loyal, but not aggressive nor prone to bite without cause. They are an alert, intelligent, noble and majestic defender of person and property. They have a highly spirited and intelligent character. However, despite their imposing size and weight, they can be an affectionate and calm companion dog, and are surprisingly patient with children. www.neorescue.net |
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09-14-2006, 01:32 PM
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| Re: Where DO Pet's Come From ??? That was good. Keep passing them on. 
__________________  Pam If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? |
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09-14-2006, 10:25 PM
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| Re: Where DO Pet's Come From ??? Good one! Loved it! 
__________________  -- Stacey -- If there are no animals in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers "ONTARIO NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS"  .. Tabby .. Smokey .. Molson .. Raven .. |
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09-15-2006, 12:30 AM
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| Re: Where DO Pet's Come From ??? Yes Dar, please keep sending these, it was awesome.
__________________ ~~ Beth ~~   Gidget, Dexter, Chiana, Moya too WISCONSIN NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS! |
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Re: Where DO Pet's Come From ??? 
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