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| An old man is sitting on a bench in Central Park when a teenager wearing a rainbow-coloured Mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him. The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock. Then the teenager says, "What you looking at, old man?" The man replys, "Nothing, nothing." Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?" The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and and spent the evening with a parrot, and I am trying to figure out if you are my son." |
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__________________ "You never realize a dog is a man’s best friend until you start betting on horses." |
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| Thanks....I'll have to go hunting for more jokes this weekend. |
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| Good One!
__________________ -- Stacey -- ![]() If there are no animals in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers "ONTARIO NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS" |
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