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Old 06-29-2006, 02:05 PM
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Default Parrot Joke

An old man is sitting on a bench in Central Park when a teenager wearing a rainbow-coloured Mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him. The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock. Then the teenager says, "What you looking at, old man?"

The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."

Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"

The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and and spent the evening with a parrot, and I am trying to figure out if you are my son."
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:41 AM
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Nice one Newman
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:23 PM
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Thanks....I'll have to go hunting for more jokes this weekend.
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:02 AM
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Good One!
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