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07-29-2006, 09:36 PM
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 Bilingual dog joke A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. "There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
__________________ ~~ Beth ~~   Gidget, Dexter, Chiana, Moya too WISCONSIN NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS!  |
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07-29-2006, 09:40 PM
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Re: Bilingual dog joke  Nice one!!! I have never heard that one b4!!!! Thanks for sharing!
__________________  -- Stacey -- If there are no animals in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers "ONTARIO NEEDS TOUGHER ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS"  .. Tabby .. Smokey .. Molson .. Raven .. |
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07-29-2006, 10:30 PM
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| Re: Bilingual dog joke I thought this was too good not to share with people who understand it completely
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07-30-2006, 02:31 AM
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 Re: Bilingual dog joke LOL 
__________________ Dar -------------------------------------------------- Neapolitan Mastiffs are strong and loyal, but not aggressive nor prone to bite without cause. They are an alert, intelligent, noble and majestic defender of person and property. They have a highly spirited and intelligent character. However, despite their imposing size and weight, they can be an affectionate and calm companion dog, and are surprisingly patient with children. www.neorescue.net |
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07-30-2006, 09:54 PM
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| Re: Bilingual dog joke Thank you, I will post more as I read them and giggle too
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08-01-2006, 09:11 AM
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| Re: Bilingual dog joke That was GREAT  |
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