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Joke's Rating: 6.45
Added: 10/18/2005
"Blood shortage"
In a town of nowhere, there are groups of bats that live in a cave on the mountain. For many days they have been short of blood supply for them to survive, so the bats are exhausted.

One night, a bat came back to the cave with fresh blood on his mouth. Other bats ask him with eager where did he get the blood. Under the pressure of other bats, the bat with blood says "Alright! follow me." He flies out the cave followed by many other bats.

As they approach a huge old dying tree, the bat with blood says "Do you guys see that tree?"

"Yes!, yes! we see the tree..", the other bats respond.

Then the bat with blood says "Great, I didn't see it.."

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