Joke's Rating: 5.57
Added: 12/16/2003
"Carrying a duck"
A woman on her way home from a market was carrying a duck.
A drunk staggered up to her and said, "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman replied," You drunken fool, that's no pig, it's a duck!"
And the drunk said," Quiet porker, I was talking to the duck."
A drunk staggered up to her and said, "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman replied," You drunken fool, that's no pig, it's a duck!"
And the drunk said," Quiet porker, I was talking to the duck."
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