Funny Pet Pictures
Funny Pet Pictures - Making Pets Famous Since 2002! Submit Your Pet Photo

Animal Jokes
Home > Animal Jokes > Page 7 > Joke 135

Previous Next
Joke's Rating: 4.8
Added: 01/21/2004
"Dog bite"
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.

''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked.

The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.''

As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!''

The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''

Rate this Joke
5 people have rated this joke, with an average rating of 4.8
Select your rating and click the "Vote!" button to cast your vote:
(1 = terrible, 10 = hilarious)

Home | Link to Us | Terms of Use | Privacy | Contact | XML/RSS Feeds
© Gryphon WebSolutions