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Joke's Rating: 6.5
Added: 01/02/2004
"Dog protection"
Mary, a truck driver, recently decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men."

"Perfect," Mary thought to herself. "I'll take it."

One day, soon after she had acquired the dog, she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react.

Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding.

As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.

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