Joke's Rating: 6.13
Added: 01/13/2004
"Kiss the frog"
My husband is 67 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day, when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!!."
He looked around for several minutes, but he couldn't see anyone. The voice pleaded again, "Pick me up!"
He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. My husband said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog replied, "Hell yes I'm talking to you!! Pick me up and give me a kiss and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. As a reward, I'll give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures you have ever seen or heard of.
My husband looked at the frog for several minutes then reached over and picked the frog up carefully and placed it in his breast pocket. Then the frog said, "Are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasure like you've never had before?!"
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "At my age I would rather have a talking frog.
He looked around for several minutes, but he couldn't see anyone. The voice pleaded again, "Pick me up!"
He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. My husband said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog replied, "Hell yes I'm talking to you!! Pick me up and give me a kiss and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. As a reward, I'll give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures you have ever seen or heard of.
My husband looked at the frog for several minutes then reached over and picked the frog up carefully and placed it in his breast pocket. Then the frog said, "Are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasure like you've never had before?!"
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "At my age I would rather have a talking frog.
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