Joke's Rating: 5
Added: 01/09/2004
"Polar bear"
A baby polar bear asks his mother if he is 100% polar bear. "Of course you are, I am 100% polar bear, your father is 100% polar bear, so you are 100% polar bear."
Still not assured, the baby polar bear asks his father. "Of course you're 100% polar bear. My mother and father were 100% polar bear and your mother's parents were 100% polar bear so that makes you 100% polar bear."
"Why do you wonder if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Cause I'm freezing my little ass off, that's why!!!!"
Still not assured, the baby polar bear asks his father. "Of course you're 100% polar bear. My mother and father were 100% polar bear and your mother's parents were 100% polar bear so that makes you 100% polar bear."
"Why do you wonder if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Cause I'm freezing my little ass off, that's why!!!!"
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