Joke's Rating: 4.5
Added: 07/22/2006
"A rabbit in a pub"
A rabbit goes into a pub, jumps on a seat and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: Oh hi mate, what can I get ya?
Rabbit: Can I have a pound of carrots mate?
Barman: What? Sorry mate we're a bar we don't sell carrots.
Rabbit: Oh sorry mate, won't happen again.
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to pub and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: Oh hi again mate, what I can get ya?
Rabbit: Can I have a pound of carrots?
Barman: What? I told ya yesterday mate, we don't sell carrots.
Rabbit: Oh really sorry mate! Won't happen again!
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to the pub and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: Hi again, I suppose you want some carrots?
Rabbit: Yeah.
Barman: Look, I've told ya three times already we don't sell carrots!
Rabbit: Oh really sorry mate, won't happen again!
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to the pub and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: I can't believe it, it's you again?
Rabbit: Can I have a pound of carrots?
Barman: WHAT! Look, for the final time we don't sell carrots! If I catch you
in here I'll nail your paws to the bar!
Rabbit: Oh really sorry mate! Won't happen again! Promise!
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to the pub and taps on the bar.
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: I can't believe it! You again!
Rabbit: Can I have some nails?
Barman: What? We're a bar we don't sell nails!
Rabbit: Alright, can I have some carrots then?
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: Oh hi mate, what can I get ya?
Rabbit: Can I have a pound of carrots mate?
Barman: What? Sorry mate we're a bar we don't sell carrots.
Rabbit: Oh sorry mate, won't happen again.
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to pub and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: Oh hi again mate, what I can get ya?
Rabbit: Can I have a pound of carrots?
Barman: What? I told ya yesterday mate, we don't sell carrots.
Rabbit: Oh really sorry mate! Won't happen again!
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to the pub and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: Hi again, I suppose you want some carrots?
Rabbit: Yeah.
Barman: Look, I've told ya three times already we don't sell carrots!
Rabbit: Oh really sorry mate, won't happen again!
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to the pub and taps on the bar:
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: I can't believe it, it's you again?
Rabbit: Can I have a pound of carrots?
Barman: WHAT! Look, for the final time we don't sell carrots! If I catch you
in here I'll nail your paws to the bar!
Rabbit: Oh really sorry mate! Won't happen again! Promise!
Rabbit leaves the pub.
Next day, rabbit goes back to the pub and taps on the bar.
Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap! Tap!
Barman: I can't believe it! You again!
Rabbit: Can I have some nails?
Barman: What? We're a bar we don't sell nails!
Rabbit: Alright, can I have some carrots then?
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