Joke's Rating: 5.33
Added: 08/12/2003
"Snooty poodle"
A hobo was sitting on a curbstone in a fashionable neighborhood, munching contentedly on a homemade sandwich. Along came a snooty lady with an equally snooty poodle. Both sniffed disdainfully - but the poodle picked up interest when he spotted the sandwich.
"Shall I throw the doggie a little, ma'am?" asked the hobo.
When the lady gave her condescending conscent, the hobo siezed the poodle by the collar and sent it sailing over a nearby hedge.
"Thank you, ma'am," he said. "If the doggie comes back, I will be happy to throw him a little more."
"Shall I throw the doggie a little, ma'am?" asked the hobo.
When the lady gave her condescending conscent, the hobo siezed the poodle by the collar and sent it sailing over a nearby hedge.
"Thank you, ma'am," he said. "If the doggie comes back, I will be happy to throw him a little more."
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